17 Things That Seem Like Penises (But Aren’t)

By ekr on May 13, 2023

Deciding on how many times you notice actual penises, it’s pretty surprising at the number of things appear to be penises which are not. Check out these 17 phallic discovers!

17. See Place Get

See Spot Go

16. Welcome House

Welcome Home

15. Tallest Tower

Tallest Tower

14. Potato-rection

Potato-rection

13. Fuzzy Wuzzy

Fuzzy Wuzzy

12. Buzz Buzz

Buzz Buzz

11. Minnie Mouse

Minnie Mouse

10. Boner Bridge

Boner Bridge

9. Appears Healthy

Sounds Delicious

8. Going Up

Going Up

7. Subway System

Subway System

6. Fountain Mind

 Fountain Head

5. Heavy Development

Hard Formation

4. Messing Around

Messing Around

3. Slutty Santa

Naughty Santa

2. Pillow Willie

Pillow Willie

1. Oh, Herman

Oh, Herman

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